The Truth Advises: Do not try bread and butter pickles. You may think to yourself “Why am I eating ‘kosher’ food? I’m not Jewish. What else is here?” Don’t reach for this monstrosity of that bares the name pickles. Pickles are suppose to be delicious. These are only fit for the spawn of Satan. Slowly placing them on the tongues of the eternally damned; making them beg for the lava pits.
Damned things ruined 2 perfectly good sandwiches… 2 because I was worried it was the tomato slice the first time. How foolish I felt for thinking that after I ate a slice by itself and had my body reject it by immediately vomiting up as many internal organs as it could.
